Score: 10

"Excellent"

submission: Bad Joke

date: August 8, 2003

Words cannot begin to describe the intense emotions that this work of cinematic genius causes to flow throughout my body.

Score: 0

"What the hell?"

submission: Foamy's Rant

date: August 8, 2003

Why the hell did this make it to the front page? It's just a fucking squirrel talking for 3 minutes!

Seriously, illwillpress, you need to get original and stop milking your series for all its worth. Before it was annoying, now it's just stupid.

Score: 10

"Haha"

submission: BananaLock Teaches Flash

date: August 8, 2003

It's funny because it's true

Score: 0

"Wow... sprites... um... woohoo?"

submission: sprite hunter x

date: August 7, 2003

It's great to see another movie full of overused sprites. This is truly a lost art that should be used more often.

Truly.

Score: 0

"No"

submission: The Matrix Re Soundtrack

date: July 27, 2003

A collection of music files does not constitute a movie/game.

Score: 10

"Great!"

submission: A Monkey Island Feast!

date: June 23, 2003

I love Monkey Island spoofs! Great job!

To all those who gave this a bad review: You obviously aren't old enough to remember Monkey Island and to appreciate this, and you couldn't make a good Flash movie if it came up and bit you in the ass.

Score: 10

"HEIL"

submission: Der Taktgeber-Mannschaft

date: June 22, 2003

HEIL MEIN FÜHRER

Score: 9

"Excellent"

submission: The Creator

date: June 15, 2003

Great job. NG needs more movies like this.

BucketSquirrel, once you graduate from elementary school you'll understand.

Score: 10

"Excellent"

submission: Till death do us part

date: April 30, 2003

It's nice to see a serious movie on NG that isn't about sex and drugs. Great job!

Kluggyy: Shut your mouth and make a movie yourself before you criticize.

Score: 10

"I love you, Carrot"

submission: IRAQ ATTACK

date: March 31, 2003

Please have my babies